Thinking Fast

Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a german shepherd. They decide they’d like to go into a bar for a drink. “But we can’t bring out dogs into that bar,” says the poodle’s human.

“Hey, no problem,” says the german shepherd’s owner. “Just watch this.” He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar.

“Hey, no dogs!” yells the bartender. “But this is a seeing eye dog,” says the german shepherd’s human. The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair.

So, the poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar. “Hey, no dogs!” yells the bartender. “But this is a seeing eye dog,” says the poodle’s human.

The bartender objects, “Hey, poodles can’t be seeing eye dogs!” The poodle owner gasps, “Poodle? They told me they were giving me a german shepherd!”