1. A dog does not shop.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
